Reset – The oh so necessary button that must be pressed
after the holiday indulgences. Because
let’s face it, we’re all a bunch of gluttons.
Most of the year, we’re gluttons for punishment by how we go balls to
the wall, all out at the gym, making sure there’s not a drop of sweat
left. We tackle the holiday buffet the
same way – not a morsel, not a crumb, not a decadent calorie left
unenjoyed. But now it’s time to reset
(though I’m sure many of you will continue in the lavishness through New Year’s
– by all means enjoy! But it will make
the reset button a little harder to reach).
Luckily for most of us in the CrossFit world, all we need to
do is hit the reset button. This is not
a dreaded hit power, pull out the game, blow on it incessantly because clearly
a buildup of dust is what is causing our malfunction, and then cross our
fingers that hitting power one more time will jump start us into what we’ve
looked forward to. That cold reboot
(hopefully) is left for those that have yet to taste CrossFit, but for those I
say – hit power! Pull out the game! Blow off that dust! And get your butt to the nearest CrossFit
gym! Duck hunt season is not over, Super
Mario can still be save the princess, and you too can still win the war against
being lame!
SO this morning I hit my reset button, albeit way earlier
than intended (had to be in the office by 6 am this morning after so
wonderfully laying my head down at 1 am – can I have school and 4 wks of winter
break back?). After stretching out a
bit, I wondered how hard this reset was going to be. Peered in the fridge to find a most
definitely empty icebox, which meant food-wise: first things first – get thee
to a Publix immediately after work!
WOD-wise – I didn’t take the holidays off, much to Twinkie’s chagrin. Instead, I took the opportunity to explore a
new box that had opened up in my hometown – The Gate CrossFit. Friday, hit a great WOD with Max & Cody -
a wod I LOVE, and by love, I mean detest for my familiarity with it by way of
epic fail circa Week 5 of The Games Open.
But lo and behold, I did substantially better than I had performed that
sad week in April. No longer an epic
fail. Rather – VICTORY! (this is a reset, let’s celebrate the small
wins eh?) Saturday = Team WOD with poor
Shane stuck as my partner to face off against Austin & and another Gate
woman. I hadn’t seen a “named” team wod,
so for all I know, Austin attached the name just to make me feel more
intimidated.
“Winchester” it was (and not the Winchester I found on Google,
though post-wod I felt like someone had blasted me with the one on Google).
5 min AMRAP
30 hand-release pushups/30 KB Swings (53/35)
5 min AMRAP
Deadlift (135/95)/ Situps
5 min AMRAP
SDHP (53/35)/ Box Jumps (24/20)
5 min AMRAP
Thrusters (65/45)/ Push Press (65/45)
Shane & I gave it our all, and our all was a whopping
672 reps, complete with fried shoulders!
A very legit effort as evidenced by the sweat stains that I’m sure
Austin is still trying to clean off the floor.
Me w/The Gate CrossFit |
Between work at The Gate and completing my 5000 double
unders by Christmas challenge, I feel that my performance upon return to
CrossFit Music City will only be dampered by the excessive food-gluttony in
which I participated. Correction – I
FELT that my performance would not demonstrate a slothful Christmas
holiday. That is before I saw this
morning that Stacey had an excursion home from the holidays fraught with delay,
which can only mean I am sure to face not chipper, jovial, “I love life at 6 am
post-3rd Monster energy drink” Stacey, but rather menopausal,
cranky-face “this gym is a mess!” Stacey and with him, a workout for which
there is no feeling prepared.
Mental-wise – just as important for us as our food and
physical training – this reset is the most difficult to assess. Yes, I feel recharged after spending a few
days with the family. It’s a good sign
that I faced the reset button eagerly rather than with hesitant dread. But, I worry that mentally my head’s not
quite in the game. For starters, trying
to squeeze the 5000 double unders in 2 weeks has left me no desire to pick up a
rope anytime soon (though I’m sure I could be persuaded if someone felt the
need to send me a new rope, as the challenge thoroughly obliterated mine). I’ve got Twinkie’s voice playing over and
over again in my head “Rest! Rest! Rest! Then Reset!” I think his voice is turning into a broken
record that’s convincing me that I didn’t mentally rest enough to be ready to
reset.
But as always, I will choose to ignore Twinkie and WOD it up
regardless.
Added Bonus: A How to Attack Christmas Dinner Like A True CrossFitter
Step 1: Start with a Whole Turkey |
Step 2: Enjoy it piece by piece |
Step 3: Leave nothing but the carcass! |